Witches be Sippin' - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Inspired by The Simpsons

Inspired by The Simpsons

which makes it the only profanity you can wear through airport security with a geography alibi

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a creature with zero verified photographs

Witches be Sippin' - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy Inspired by The SimpsonsPin up witches flying sidesaddle in heels with a glass of wine are just day drinkers who figured out that a hat and a broomstick count as plausible deniability. The phrase is technically PG, but your brain already did the felony. The Details: Orange arched retro text reads "WITCHES BE" above larger bold orange text reading "SIPPIN'." Below, a vintage pin up style witch in heels rides sidesaddle on a broomstick while holding a wine glass, rendered in