Mind If I Smoke? - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Khakis and a helpful demeanor

Khakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers

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George Costanza's face below

Mind If I Smoke? - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Khakis and a helpful demeanorAsking "mind if I smoke" used to be a courtesy, now it's a threat involving a forty minute monologue about bark consistency and the butcher paper versus foil debate. Cigarettes lost the culture war to a brisket alarm set for 4 AM. The Details: White bold hand drawn uppercase text reads "MIND IF I SMOKE?" nestled within a billowing smoke cloud rendered in white. Below, a gray blue illustration depicts a barrel style BBQ smoker on legs with a closed lid