Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL inspired by Die Hard

inspired by Die Hard

a skull and crossbones visible on his chest plate

Reducing all of Socratic philosophy to three words and a rebus puzzle is exactly the kind of accidental genius only San Dimas could produce

Light blue block text reads "ELM CITIES" and "BASEBALL CLUB" above gold script reading "Howard Avenue Grounds

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL inspired by Die HardMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork