I'd Ride That - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL and apparently obliterating someone's guest

and apparently obliterating someone's guest bathroom plumbing beyond repair

Distressed pale blue illustration of snow-capped mountain peaks sits at the top in a vintage hand-drawn style

Distressed white retro bubble letters read "MOIST" in rounded 1970s-style typography

Morton's corner office confidence lasts right up until several hundred pounds of cybernetic severance package connects with his face

I'd Ride That - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL and apparently obliterating someone's guestJet ski innuendo only works on people who've never met a man with a boat and a divorce. Plausible deniability dies the moment grandma recognizes the phrase from every dive bar since Nixon. The Details: White vintage style illustration depicts a square jawed man in a life vest riding a jet ski through splashing water. Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double lined hood with pouch