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Nothing says reformed lifestyle like spending fourteen hours monitoring temperature on a meat nap

Bowling alleys that stayed open 24 hours were the original third place for people who needed somewhere to be at 2 AM that wasn't a bar

depicting a figure holding a bottle

Every other national symbol requires mythology

Brawndo - Unisex Hoodie retrostuff Nothing says reformed lifestyle likeReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"