McFly Brand Life Preservers - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Origin: Printed and shipped from

Origin: Printed and shipped from the USA

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McFly Brand Life Preservers - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Origin: Printed and shipped fromMarty's puffy vest getting mistaken for a life preserver is peak 1955 fashion literacy. Coast Guard Youth Auxiliary is just the kind of fake heritage label that sells itself. Inspired by Back to the Future. The Details: Arched distressed white display text reads "MCFLY BRAND" above smaller arched text reading "LIFE PRESERVERS," with "TRD" and "MRK" flanking an orange illustration of a quilted down vest. Below horizontal rules, white text reads "HILL