Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Unisex Sweatshirt diner Manchester's Farmers took the diamond

Manchester's Farmers took the diamond in 1887 as part of the New England League

Engraved white illustration depicts Napoleon Bonaparte in his bicorne hat

Every face-painted fanatic within earshot will hate you

Arched white vintage serif text reads "I'M NO CACTUS EXPERT

Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Unisex Sweatshirt diner Manchester's Farmers took the diamondGingerbread men smile through structural failure like tiny frosted sociopaths. Species appropriate tragedy, honestly, because nobody calls 911 when a cookie snaps in half at the office party. The Details: Curved tan block text reads "OH SNAP!" arched above a cartoon gingerbread man broken at the midsection, with crumb fragments visible at the jagged split. Red icing details include a bow tie, buttons, and wavy trim on the arms and legs, with dot eyes