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A posterized illustration depicts the pizza delivery guy in a red t-shirt bearing a running figure logo and "Pizza Guy" text

feeding families across the Wasatch Front from Granger to Ogden

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If You Ain't First You're Last - Women's T-Shirt costa mesa VHS tapes ruled American livingGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.